Hurr I got a note full of crap like this so I felt like making a random one. I don't remember where I took it from ! But it's out here on DA
PFFF... I'm so bored and I can't sleep ;A;
YOUR BOY SIDE
[x] you wear hoodies (FOCK YEAH <3)
[x] you wear jeans
[x] dogs are better then cats (cats are fake!)
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] shopping is torture (I hate it so much)
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own an XBOX
[ ] you own a Wii
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you own a DS, PS2 or Sega (PS2 hurr . I owned two Segas... sold them)
[ ] you used to be/ is obsessed with Power Rangers (they suck pig balls)
[x] you watch/watched early morning cartoons (Yeah, then I just grew out of it, apparently)
[x] you watch sports on TV (FOOTBALL ! *thump* YEAH! , well when my team is playing. BENFICA FTW!!!)
[x] you go to your dad for advice (depends on what's it about)
[ ] you have played sport at a state level
[ ] you used to/do collect collector trading cards
[x] you have worn baggy sweatpants (in the house, not outside)
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (Never did it. Don't know how it's like)
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (Red and Black <3)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun (depends on the sport and who you're playing with)
[ ] you talk with food in your mouth (THAT'S FUCKING GROSS, MAN)
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on
[ ] you have fished at least once
TOTAL = 16/26
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you love to shop (NO.)
[x] you wear eyeliner (pretty much all the makeup I wear... when I do)
[ ] you wear the color pink (hate pink)
[x] you go to your mom for advice (depends on what's it about)
[ ] you considered cheerleading a sport (... the fuck?
[ ] you hate wearing the color black (You will rarely see me in another color, actually)
[x] you like going to town (meh, somtimes)
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery (earrings... just so my pierced ears won't close the holes XDDD)
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (I don't even know wtf that is)
[ ] skirts are a part of your wardrobe (I don't like skirts... easy access, lol
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around a half an hour to shower (well if you count shower, getting dressed and taking care of my lion mane hair, then yes)
[x] you smile a lot more than you should (I'm always laughing... mostly because of mental pictures and funny thoughts)
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] sometimes you care about what you look like
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid (I had fuckloads of barbies... and then I got a Ken and all hell broke lose -shot-)
[x] you have put makeup on others (eyeliner. NEVUR AGEHN)
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything (LOL ATENTION WHORING. GO DIE)
[ ] you love shoe shopping
[ ] pink is one of your favorite colors (haaaaate iiiiit)
TOTAL= 9/24 *looks up at the boyish part* ohshit.
1. Do you sleep in a bra?:
2. Do you enjoy drama?:
3. Are you a girly girl?:
Very VERY rarely.
4. Who was the last person you hugged?:
5. Small or large purses?:
Had to get a bigger one that looks like a converse shoe (XD) because of the shitload of crap I have to carry in it
because of work. But in my free option, I just shove my stuff in my pockets |D Hate purses.
6. Are you short?:
1.60m! (that's 5'2" or something) I'M A MIDGET .
7. Do you like somebody?:
8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?:
GAUGE THEIR EYES OUT .
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?:
No... okay if I'm going somewhere, I do.
10. Do you dress up on Halloween?:
I WISH. I have no one to go with me. And not many people celebrate it here anyway.
11. Are you double jointed?:
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?:
... I passed out because I spent +48h without sleeping .
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?:
14. Is there a rumor going around about you?:
PFFF . No .
15. Do you call anybody by their last name?:
16. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?:
I didn't even named it that way because it's stupid , hurr . AND NONE WILL !
"X" Marks the Spot:
[x] I do wear make up. (eyeliner. rarely)
[x] I have cried at a movie theater. (ARMAGEDDON GODDAMNIT)
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. (I actually never noticed if I do open my mouth or not)
[x] I get jealous. (never show that I am though)
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy (OH YES. Definetly yes)
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap. (I used to love Eminem when I was like... 11)
[x] I like country (Some of it. MAZZY STAR FTW -shot-)
[ ] I carry a purse (more of a bag, BECAUSE OF WORK)
[x] I'd be lost without my computer. (I would blow my brains against the ceiling if I lost mine)
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. (nooooo.)
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD. (NEIN, but I do like a song or two)
[ ] I own a boy band CD. (Shit , no)
[x] I get bored watching football. (If it's my team playing OR when it's Portugal I'll go batshit nuts watching it)
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing. (shrugs)
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that you're wearing?:
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?:
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?:
4. Do you have a best friend(s)?:
5. Have you ever had your heart broken?:
Oh yeah |:
6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery?:
Errrr... somewhat .
7. Do you like your life?:
Meh, could be worse, I guess.
8. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?:
9. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?:
I JUMPED IN THE OCEAN and then got to change at some guy friends home... and I wore his clothes ALL DAY LONG.
SOAD t-shirt FTW!
10. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
11. How long have you had Facebook?:
Never had it. I hate that kind of social website bullcrap.
12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?:
Hurr yes... kicked some in the ass too.
13. What are your biggest fears?:
SPIDERS AND GHOSTS... Yes... I'm scared of ghosts, got a prob with it? xDDD
14. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?:
15. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?:
PFFFFF... oh yah *zones off*
16. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"?:
17. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?:
18. Do you ever wish you were famous?:
19. Are you currently missing someone?:
A wittle bit :C
This guy or that guy?
HUH... THE OTHER GUY WHO IS NEITHER OF THOSE.
Punk/Goth or Gangster?:
Preppy or Cowboy?:
Face or Body?:
Face. Like I always say. I'm fat but I can lose the weight...
Sweet or Sexy?:
Well-educated or Dropout?:
Educated because life is so sucky right now that if you're not educated you'll be spending your life
shoveling shit and get nothing in return.
Armani or Abercrombie?:
Armani FUCK YEAH *dies*
City-slicker or Rural Guy?:
Rural guy ! Kill all sons o'bitches!!! xDDDDDDD
Blue, green, gray, or brown eyes?:
Contacts or Glasses?:
Makes no diff.
01. Eyeliner or Mascara?:
02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?:
04. Skirts or pants?:
05. Socks or leggings?:
06. Hoodies or jackets?:
07. Heels or sneakers?:
08. Straight or curly hair?:
09. Hoop or dangling earrings?:
Dangly-dangly... PFFF ok I'll stop.
10. White or black?:
... is this a trick question?
11. Victoria's Secret or Bath and Body Works?:
I... I dunno D:
12. Smoothies or lattes?:
Smoothie hurr -shot-
13. Diet or regular sodas?:
Regular soda! *burps like a dinossaur*
15. Pearls or diamonds?:
Diamonds are shiny :"D
16. Vintage or hobo?:
17. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?:
ERGH NEITHER ._.
18. Lindsay or Hilary?
FFFFFFFFFFFFF Hilary was photgraphed sucking off her BF because he gave her a ring HURR HURR *mellon'd*
19. Ipod or cell phone?:
Cell Phone, bitches!
20. Friends or family?:
21. Lip gloss or lip stick?:
A bit of gloss?
22. Manicure or pedicure?:
... that's so girly... I just slab my nails with black nail-polish and voilá!
23. Tiffany's or Chanel?:
24. Love or peace?:
I CAN HAZ BOTH?
25. Sunglasses or purses?:
HORATIO SUNGLASSES FTW
In a girl or guy...
Funny or Serious?:
Funny all the way.
Romantic or Daredevil?:
Daredevil?... oooor romantic *thinks*
Cute or Hot?:
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?:
Long Hair or Short Hair?:
Both are fine.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?:
Clean-cut or Rough?:
Hurr rough -shot again-
Good Dancer or Good Singer?:
Basketball Player or Football Player?:
FOOTBALL! *thump* YEAH!
Jock or Rebel?:
Smoker or Non-smoker?:
Non. Ashtray breaths go fuck yourselves.
Druggie or Clean?:
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports Car?:
Le car .
Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?
Younger or Older?:
Player or Loyal?:
Loyal. If I get cheated prepare to see some nads getting shotgunned into a wall.
I AM SO BORED. Took fuckloads of time to make this and I'm still not sleepy!
Oh well. Maybe I'll just get off the inturrnets and go to bed. See if I can sleep now -sigh-
I ENVY ALL OF YOU , HEAVY SLEEPERS !!!
Anyway, I'm trying to have some ideas to draw. Maybe some suggestions would be nice...? Okay, I'm saying this
but I'm such a procrastinator and I'm so stressed right now that I don't know if I'll even make them.
NO PRONZ , OKAY !? -machine gun'd-
ALSO! My computer has an issue! When I start it up, it always crashes and reboots once! Could it be the processor? I hope it's not dieing because I don't have the money to get a new one now or get it fixed ! >_>;
I really need to sleeeeeeep
*falls off her chair and passes out*